He went for the wild chase| Then ended up getting freaky on the third date| Make no mistakes while the bed shakes| It's the shots going around town| He escaped the rifle shots and now hiding with Elmer's mom from outta town| He's being real cautious| Cause this season is duck hunt| Now what a wild bunch| The bunny's still asleep| In the meantime it's time to come up with a wild hunch| Munching on some skunk meat| Before he heads out| He gave Elmer's mom one last treat| With a disguise he heads for the rabbit hole| It says "occupied!"| Now he's forced to use the back door| Turned out to be the trap door| Shot a bullet as he rang the bell| The bunny heads out and runs around while he picks his beak that was shot down| Oh no!| Now Elmer's on the lookout| He started looking for the bunny| But now look at what he found| It's that dagnabbit rabbit and a duck with his beak put on backwards| It must b...