He went for the wild chase|
Then ended up getting freaky on the third date|
Make no mistakes while the bed shakes|
It's the shots going around town|
He escaped the rifle shots and now hiding with Elmer's mom from outta town|
He's being real cautious|
Cause this season is duck hunt|
Now what a wild bunch|
The bunny's still asleep|
In the meantime it's time to come up with a wild hunch|
Munching on some skunk meat|
Before he heads out|
He gave Elmer's mom one last treat|
With a disguise he heads for the rabbit hole|
It says "occupied!"|
Now he's forced to use the back door|
Turned out to be the trap door|
Shot a bullet as he rang the bell|
The bunny heads out and runs around while he picks his beak that was shot down|
Oh no!|
Now Elmer's on the lookout|
He started looking for the bunny|
But now look at what he found|
It's that dagnabbit rabbit and a duck with his beak put on backwards|
It must be his lucky day|
The rabbit gets away|
But the duck is here to stay|
The chase is on now!|
His mom just got home with a bruise on her praying knees|
Ooooh he knew that duck was up to no good|
It's about to be a shootout|
Might have peking roast duck for tonight's food|
Elmer hides behind the tree|
Shoots three rounds then comes out to find the duck still on the loose|
Five more rounds finally lands one on his right foot|
The duck is able to still run|
Outta the cliff into thin air then looks down to say his last prayer|
Thinking to himself "man, the things I do for a chance at a money shot"|
At least I have the evidence|
He can shoot at me all he wants!|
Then ended up getting freaky on the third date|
Make no mistakes while the bed shakes|
It's the shots going around town|
He escaped the rifle shots and now hiding with Elmer's mom from outta town|
He's being real cautious|
Cause this season is duck hunt|
Now what a wild bunch|
The bunny's still asleep|
In the meantime it's time to come up with a wild hunch|
Munching on some skunk meat|
Before he heads out|
He gave Elmer's mom one last treat|
With a disguise he heads for the rabbit hole|
It says "occupied!"|
Now he's forced to use the back door|
Turned out to be the trap door|
Shot a bullet as he rang the bell|
The bunny heads out and runs around while he picks his beak that was shot down|
Oh no!|
Now Elmer's on the lookout|
He started looking for the bunny|
But now look at what he found|
It's that dagnabbit rabbit and a duck with his beak put on backwards|
It must be his lucky day|
The rabbit gets away|
But the duck is here to stay|
The chase is on now!|
His mom just got home with a bruise on her praying knees|
Ooooh he knew that duck was up to no good|
It's about to be a shootout|
Might have peking roast duck for tonight's food|
Elmer hides behind the tree|
Shoots three rounds then comes out to find the duck still on the loose|
Five more rounds finally lands one on his right foot|
The duck is able to still run|
Outta the cliff into thin air then looks down to say his last prayer|
Thinking to himself "man, the things I do for a chance at a money shot"|
At least I have the evidence|
He can shoot at me all he wants!|
LOL! Now I suddenly want to stop work and watch Looney Tunes!
ReplyDeleteLooney toons is so funny lol
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